Ladies and gentleman...
Congrats to Stoney Catcherye for proving himself worthy by answering the Questions 3 on my FAQ from earlier this week. I'm pretty sure he looked up the answers to #3 on the internet, but he did the legwork, so it counts. Details of our date are still TBD but so far the only detail that has been confirmed is a bathub full of Strawberry Daquaries.
Now For Some Bad News.
Yesterday, one of the tv shows that I write for was canceled. This is not good for me. But its even worse for the other team members that had to be laid off. It was also my favourite of the shows. How do I deal w/ the stress and sadness and feelings of panic??
I go shopping of course!
Something about shopping is sickeningly therapeutic. It's the physical filling of a figuritve, physical or otherwise perceived void. Beyond the act of acquiring something new - shopping also serves to give the hungry customer a little pat on the back, a mini-ego stroke. "You're good enough to deserve these nice new things!"
Sadly, tonight's procursion excursion is not going to be all fun and games. For one thing, it's a Friday night and the last place that I usually want to be on a Friday night is in a mall. And secondly, I HAVE to buy a warm weather suit, perferably in a pretty easy-wearing pastel hue. As we've established, shopping for the sake of shopping is fun. But shopping w/ a purpose can be downright horrific.
Nonetheless,I'm looking forward to coming home w/ lots of pretty packages and feeling that familiar pat-on-the-back satisfaction.
sick? yes I know, just a little.
1 Comments:
hey!!! what?!! so who do I complain to about not being notified about this? how do I get in touch with management? I regret not seeing this blog earlier. (I was in isolation). I'm not sure what the FAQ said, or what legwork I scrambled through to find the answer, but, perhaps I could've known the answer all along. I'm a fountain of useless information. I didn't know it won me a date though. I'm going to hold you to that bathtub full of Strawberry Daquaris. provided I get to make them and pour them in. It's all in the mixing process. kind of like the chocolate river in Mr. Wonka's Chocolate Factory, the only one in the world that actually mixes itself. I have a very intriguing way of mixing daquaris. I'd have to send the recipe via certified mail though.
good ole stoney catcherye. he's like a circus full of clowns. the cool clowns. the ones that not only clown around, but also walk on stilts and chew gum. do clowns chew gum? do they have feet in hawaii?
cheers
stone
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